the SATs are the longest, most boring tests I have ever taken and result in, as my sister so aptly put it, “a unique kind of exhaustion”. I am so done for the day
calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery
Flaphack #6: Turn your old CD holder into a *handy snack holder!
*handiness not guaranteed
what the fuck is happening to dennys
I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather